My sources tell me it’s actually a ship from Dick Cheney’s home planet, coming to pick him up. The human heart they implanted never did work well, and he has completed his assigned task of turning the wealthiest, most powerful country on the planet into a pariah state.
Cheney ordered the Pentagon to shoot down the spaceship before it can land, because he doesn’t want to go back. Why not? He hates the gun control laws back home.